Profiling a Liberal

Here's a little tutoring for you conservatives who hate liberalism so much it draws you to infidelity and the Republican party. I thought this profile might help the likes of David Vidder, John Gibson and Michele Malkin so you guys know when to run. Pictured is one of my favorite liberals and one of many that should scare the hell out of you. We can been seen at many events, you know we are pretty cultured...you might see us in resturants eating, or even waiting on your table, we might be at the local pub (usually drinking a higher end beer or Stoli), we might be bowling in the lane next to you down the road, we might be everywhere. Anyway, here's the profile you were looking for...we are not well disguised. Some of us are easily set apart from the herd, what with our "Peace" t's, or "Support Our Troops,Bring them Home Now" gear, or the Armstrong like plastic bracelets, or ACLU apparel.

The aforementioned are the easy ones to spot, I know, I am one of them. The harder to identify are the New York Times readers, who also have the Wall Street Journal, The Nation, and a copy of 1984 with them. These are the literary type, many whom are teachers and professers. Others are even less conspicous, the pot-head down street from you,whom bothers no one, supported the war and no longer does, or the grocery clerk who is in the same boat as Cindy Sheehan, yet not as vocal. The girl you meet at the club who likes you very much, then learns of your politics and shys away. Oh, hell...we're everywhere. George Bush and his cronies ran as uniters, and they did. They united half of this country, self described Democrats and Liberals. But now, they have united moderates,independents and Democrats and Liberals. We don't need as John Gibson of Fox Noise says "Another 9/11 type moment to unite the country". Our disaster is the Republican party's march over real American values. As for the rest of us, our marching orders are in, and it's gonna take more than a Democratic or Independent White House (that means you Dennis Kucinich and Michael Bloomberg), it's gonna take all of us to fix this mess.